JeevesBond — Sun, 05 Jun 2005 10:33:43 +0000

A year... Come to think of it, I've had that before. In fact I've had customers who've disappeared completely because they never got their information to me, the pillocks - bless them all!

dragonsjaw — Sat, 04 Jun 2005 15:45:51 +0000

I am so glad that it isn't just my clients! I have 2 blue sites in the making :eek: .. and have been waiting a YEAR for the content for another!!!

~bobbi
www.onmybeat.net

Roo — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 06:58:31 +0000

OMG that is so funny, and SO true.

I really like this one:

Quote: Clients who do not provide content upfront will complain about the use of Lorem Ipsum.

clientcenters — Mon, 30 May 2005 22:46:41 +0000

God there was so much truth in those lol

andy206uk — Mon, 30 May 2005 20:46:26 +0000

Quote: 36. Everything has to be done immediately, deadlines are incredibly important unless client has to provide materials or approve your work.

This one is SO true it drives me mad!

dhotchin — Mon, 30 May 2005 16:15:37 +0000

Megan wrote: The client will always want it to be blue.

Thats is a good one and soooo true. 2 of my clients this week! said oh, can you create me a site blablablabla..... so i did. both not blue... Then both of them came back and said oh thats really nice, does it come in blue????

MURPHY's LAW

demonhale — Sun, 29 May 2005 09:32:06 +0000

This is a law and what I would like to add:(search it if you want)

if Anything will go wrong, it will happen at the worst possible time.

Megan — Thu, 26 May 2005 18:58:37 +0000

Oh, that clientcopia site is such an excellent time waster

JeevesBond — Thu, 26 May 2005 18:27:37 +0000

lol Megan, does that really happen? I'll watch out for that

Oooh, here's another site, I'm on a roll with these!
http://www.clientcopia.com/quotes.php?id=1164 (the one that'll appear first is hilarious, but contains a swearword... So avert your eyes if you're easily offended!)

02bunced — Thu, 26 May 2005 15:48:06 +0000

Megan wrote: The client will always want it to be blue.

Quite right - blue's a wonderful colour! :flame: