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I got this off of webmaster-talk.com

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Put ... after you are finished, so we can see what we should follow that up by.
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once upon a

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a young lady

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Quote: once upon a / a young lady?

Anyway...
was walking to

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buy more money

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so she could

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buy more tomatoes

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after she bought

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a clue! Clearly,

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mistaking a potato

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is not good

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for bashing up...

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little old ladies

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that belong to

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the man nextdoor

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so she took

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a Potato gun

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a large spanner

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and her clue,

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and ran with

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pride, after running

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out of her

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energy, she grabbed

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Mark and ran

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looks like we posted at the same time busy:)

there was a

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-- BANG! A large

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elephant floated past.

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Which was nice...

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dazed, she turned

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the door-knob. Sixty

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degrees clock-wise because

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dogs bark if

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you pull faces

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at them. Suddenly

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a man approached

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but realised he...

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was in danger

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because poison was

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on the menu.

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But it wasn't

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until tuesday, when

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that was cured

*note: it's a she?* Sad
*note: she will live!!* x(

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though practice of

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chicken voodoo. Jumping

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candles was used

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by plumbers to

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exorcise the demons

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while they waved

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6 chicken wings

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Quote: Once upon a time, a young lady was walking to the shops to buy more money so she could buy more tomatoes after she bought a clue! Clearly, mistaking a potato is not good for bashing up little old ladies that belong to the man nextdoor. So she took a Potato gun, a large spanner, and her clue and ran with pride. After running out of her energy, she grabbed Mark and ran. There was a -- BANG! A large elephant floated past. Which was nice. Dazed, she turned the door-knob sixty degrees clock-wise because dogs bark if you pull faces at them. Suddenly, a man approached the candy machine but realised he was in danger because poison was on the menu. But it wasn't until tuesday, when he contracted pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis that was cured though practice of chicken voodoo. Jumping candles were used by plumbers to exorcise the demons. While they waved 6 chicken wings...

Mark Hensler ["Max Albert"] [Email]
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5 times around.

*ps. that story is a hoot*

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Then the lady

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sat ponderously upon

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an inchanted chair

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wondering if the

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sky was falling

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as quickly as

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a snowdrop in

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the middle east

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when along came

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a camel spider

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The spider said, "

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You must be

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Thirsty by now,

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sip slowly. No!

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Not That Fast

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THIS fast... then

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out popped a

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wisdom bubble which

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told her to

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Make plans for

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Thursday, March 32nd.

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The next day

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was March 32nd.

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Horrors! Less than

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24 hours to

Quote: Once upon a time, a young lady was walking to the shops to buy more money so she could buy more tomatoes after she bought a clue! Clearly, mistaking a potato is not good for bashing up little old ladies that belong to the man nextdoor. So she took a Potato gun, a large spanner, and her clue and ran with pride.

After running out of her energy, she grabbed Mark and ran. There was a -- BANG! A large elephant floated past. Which was nice. Dazed, she turned the door-knob sixty degrees clock-wise because dogs bark if you pull faces at them. Suddenly, a man approached the candy machine but realised he was in danger because poison was on the menu. But it wasn't until tuesday, when he contracted pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis that was cured though practice of chicken voodoo. Jumping candles were used by plumbers to exorcise the demons, while they waved 6 chicken wings 5 times around.

Then the lady sat ponderously upon an inchanted chair wondering if the sky was falling as quickly as a snowdrop in the middle east. When along came a camel spider. The spider said, "You must be thirsty by now. Sip slowly. No! Not that fast! THIS fast." Then out popped a wisdom bubble which told her to make plans for Thursday, March 32nd. The next day was March 32nd. Horrors! Less than 24 hours to

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have an affair

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and discover the

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the meaning of

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April Fool's Day.

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So, in response

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she used the

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and hopped over

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a candle stick

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Meanwhile, in the

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Land of Nod

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Harry Potter was

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finishing his movie

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Harry Potter said

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I told you

Quote: Once upon a time, a young lady was walking to the shops to buy more money so she could buy more tomatoes after she bought a clue! Clearly, mistaking a potato is not good for bashing up little old ladies that belong to the man nextdoor. So she took a Potato gun, a large spanner, and her clue and ran with pride.

After running out of her energy, she grabbed Mark and ran. There was a -- BANG! A large elephant floated past. Which was nice. Dazed, she turned the door-knob sixty degrees clock-wise because dogs bark if you pull faces at them. Suddenly, a man approached the candy machine but realised he was in danger because poison was on the menu. But it wasn't until tuesday, when he contracted pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis that was cured though practice of chicken voodoo. Jumping candles were used by plumbers to exorcise the demons, while they waved 6 chicken wings 5 times around.

Then the lady sat ponderously upon an inchanted chair wondering if the sky was falling as quickly as a snowdrop in the middle east. When along came a camel spider. The spider said, "You must be thirsty by now. Sip slowly. No! Not that fast! THIS fast." Then out popped a wisdom bubble which told her to make plans for Thursday, March 32nd. The next day was March 32nd. Horrors! Less than 24 hours to have an affair and discover the the meaning of April Fool's Day. So, in response she used the magic pogo stick and hopped over a candle stick

Meanwhile, in the Land of Nod, Harry Potter was finishing his movie. Harry Potter said, "I told you

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i'm rick james

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so you see...

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I am much

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more of a

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comedic actor than

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me. Jumping on

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eating them. Those

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blue ones are

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especially challenging! Fortunately,

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m&m's are chocolate

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*oh so many things to say :(*

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. The women finally

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that wore a