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Food is an essential element of survival, carry a small apple and a large jar of salt with you at all times.

Air is secondary only to food and love in importance to survival, make sure all the air is pure by filtering it before hand.

Keep a list of enemies you'd like to kill during the chaos following a major attack. You might not get another chance.

Form alliances with the vigilante groups that will form in your neighbour hood, do not mix races.

Utilities may come to life and attack us, approach with caution.
Make sure all your consumer electronics come from the 80s.

Steven Morris has kindly offered to supply all nicotine addicts with highly concentrated one puff ciggarettes.

If a nuclear weapon goes off next to you...RUN.
Doctors will be able to avoid the nuclear shockwave, by strolling away from it at a leisurly pace.

Hve fun.

Cymru am byth

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I have no idea why i posted that hehe

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Hehehe, "Duck and Cover"

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heh, it's funnier with the pictures. Smiling

As it is, it's more like Hollywood's Guide to Surviving a Terror Attack... Wink

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Yeah i agree with the pics it was better, but i couldnt post those here and had to edit it a bit:)

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I find it amusing that I know exactly what image goes with which caption...

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Could someone be kind enough to post a link to somewhere with the images, so that us who do not know can...well....know! Smiling

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Quote: Originally posted by Timewell
Could someone be kind enough to post a link to somewhere with the images, so that us who do not know can...well....know! Smiling

Here maybe.

Mark Irving
I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states

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Not the same...But still very funny!

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aah thanks

pretty funny! Smiling