Food is an essential element of survival, carry a small apple and a large jar of salt with you at all times.
Air is secondary only to food and love in importance to survival, make sure all the air is pure by filtering it before hand.
Keep a list of enemies you'd like to kill during the chaos following a major attack. You might not get another chance.
Form alliances with the vigilante groups that will form in your neighbour hood, do not mix races.
Utilities may come to life and attack us, approach with caution.
Make sure all your consumer electronics come from the 80s.
Steven Morris has kindly offered to supply all nicotine addicts with highly concentrated one puff ciggarettes.
If a nuclear weapon goes off next to you...RUN.
Doctors will be able to avoid the nuclear shockwave, by strolling away from it at a leisurly pace.
Hve fun.
Cymru am byth






spor posted this at 18:22 — 3rd September 2003.
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I have no idea why i posted that hehe
JeevesBond posted this at 11:45 — 4th September 2003.
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Hehehe, "Duck and Cover"
Abhishek Reddy posted this at 12:12 — 4th September 2003.
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heh, it's funnier with the pictures.
As it is, it's more like Hollywood's Guide to Surviving a Terror Attack...
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spor posted this at 14:51 — 4th September 2003.
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Yeah i agree with the pics it was better, but i couldnt post those here and had to edit it a bit:)
Suzanne posted this at 00:54 — 5th September 2003.
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I find it amusing that I know exactly what image goes with which caption...
Timewell posted this at 18:17 — 10th September 2003.
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Could someone be kind enough to post a link to somewhere with the images, so that us who do not know can...well....know!
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mairving posted this at 18:47 — 10th September 2003.
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Here maybe.
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JeevesBond posted this at 20:28 — 10th September 2003.
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Not the same...But still very funny!
Timewell posted this at 15:03 — 13th September 2003.
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aah thanks
pretty funny!