A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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greg posted this at 05:56 — 26th November 2008.
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lol
Two cows in a field, one says
"mooo"
The other one says
"Git, I wanted to say that"
A white horse walks into a bar, the barman says
"hey, we've got a drink named after you"
The horse replies
"What, Eric?"
A sandwich walks into a bar and says
"pint of beer please"
The barman replies
"Sorry, we don't serve food"
btw, you don't need the [url= for your sig, just
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ms2134 posted this at 08:44 — 26th November 2008.
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It seems a little strange, their sig does. Kinda like a robot post and sig that has gone wrong...
Oh well,
A nice joke, a heard it the other day on the radio thinking about it.
~ Mike
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greg posted this at 08:58 — 26th November 2008.
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Their other post is clearly a human response, it's perfectly on topic and relative to the thread it's in.
I don't think even NASA have technology with the ability to read a forum thread, identify the thread subject and initiate a relative response of a unique opinion regarding that topic.
Or do they....
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DavidVilia posted this at 14:51 — 1st December 2008.
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I can share with you this joke:
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"